Are you ready to awaken the giant asshole within? Are you ready to achieve true greatness in Life? Then you will benefit from the wisdom of Ronnie Champ, professional DOMINATOR.
This funny book is a collection of humorous pieces excerpted from Mr. Champ’s hilarious self-help parody, How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People; his ultra-politically-incorrect satire, Mismanagement Is an Art; and his humor blog, www.RonnieChamp.com.
Ronne Champ can show you how to wake up the giant asshole within you! His own inner giant is truly WOKE, and stomping around like Godzilla, tearing up shit, crushing people under his feet like bugs. Read this book, so you can wake up your inner giant too! Best of all, you can download this funny book for FREE through Friday, March 29th, or you can read it for FREE anytime with Kindle Unlimited.
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Are you a total LOSER? Are you tired of watching studs like me make out with YO MAMA? Are you ready to be transformed into a DOMINATING man, like me, with a bank account full of riches and a stable full of bitches? Then you need to check out my latest book, How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People: Use the Secret of Positive Thinking to Think and Grow Rich (Self-Help Satire).
I am Ronnie Champ: the world-famous self-help guru, motivational speaker, entrepreneur, consultant, professional awesomeness expert, author, and a host of other lofty titles that require no formal training or official licensure.
I have also been an award-winning journalist — I awarded myself the 2018 Ronnie Champ Award for Journalistic Excellence for my role in uncovering a vast liberal conspiracy to make America NOT great. At great risk to my own life, I infiltrated several left-wing Facebook groups by disguising myself as Hillary Clinton. Because I love America, I decided to publish my findings — un-fact-checked and unedited — in my book The Top-Secret Democratic Playbook.
Prior to that, I taught courses in Advanced Voodoo Economics and Good-Ol-Boy Business Management at Trump Community College in my native Puddville, Alabama. Based on my scholarly research, I published the book Mismanagement Is an Art: Lessons in Management from Donald Trump, Adolf Hitler, and Other Good Ol Boys (Satire).
I currently live in a quadruple-wide trailer in Puddville, Alabama with my goats and with whatever female companion I happen to be with. As the women like to say, in every trailer park this side of the Mississippi: Ronnie Champ is the MAN! If you want to become a great man like me, or if you are a female who wants to get with a great man like me, then read some of my books, fool!