Flushed: The Meantime Stories, No. 1 is a humorous short story written by Svingen and Pedersen.
The President had always been rather circumspect with regard to bodily functions. It had started, he would guess, when his sister had made a big deal out of entering a bathroom after he had used it. Now, he was really only comfortable using his own toilet in his own home. He had gotten quite adept at constraining nature’s course when at events and such, but this current trip had already been five days out, and finally nature won the battle. While rendered very uncomfortable by the strange surroundings and the fact that world leaders were assembled just on the other side of the door, he couldn’t help but gaze with both satisfaction and awe at the one he had just squeezed out. He even took a few photos with his smart phone; after all, he was the best at just about everything, including, it seemed, mammoth and perfectly formed excrement. The situation quickly went from giddy relief to outright panic, however, when he tried to flush away the evidence. Failing the first time, he gamely flushed once more with predictably awful results. What could he do now? How to resolve it? He could fix it. With his impressive IQ and problem-solving skills, he could easily fix this.
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We grew up in the deep, mysterious forests of eastern Norway, our imaginations soaked in fairytales about scary trolls, dubious hobgoblins, and beautiful pixies – no doubt in our minds that the deadly Nixen dwelled in every pond, creek, river, and lake – always ready to lure us into the woods, to cook us, and eat us. The horror …
This, combined with hours and hours of reading comic books, watching TV, playing computer games, and going to the movies, developed a chronic lust for storytelling. Via playing in bands, revues, theater, improv, and TV-shows, we have arrived here: writing the Meantime Stories. The wonder …
We also like food, and to be happy and content.
See you in the Meantime!
Svingen & Pedersen